Tuesday, April 20, 2010

47 - Give JAWBREAKERS to MC

47 - Give JAWBREAKERS to MYOPIC CANDAEMON
(47) Sensing that he is hungry, you offer the MYOPIC CANDAEMON the JAWBREAKERS that you found in your room earlier.

YOU: Here, have these incredibly soft gumballs. In exchange for further delaying killing me, you get to sink your teeth firmly into these. Which are totally soft gumballs and not JAWBREAKERS.
MC: OK.

MYOPIC CANDAEMON takes the JAWBREAKERS and pops them into his mouth. He bites down hard.
There are a pair of sharp, painful-sounding noises as MC bites into the JAWBREAKERS. His eyes grow wide.

MC: My TUSKS! My beautiful TUSKS! They have been bwoken by your tweachery!
The MYOPIC CANDAEMON spits out a pair of broken TUSKS and flees the room, leaving the DOOR wide open.

MC: I need an EMERGENCY DENTAL OPEWATION!

You have lost JAWBREAKERS.
You have acquired TUSKS.

>Use TUSKS with TEDDY BOAR

1 comment:

Kyle said...

use TUSKS on TEDDYBOAR